- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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