Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Anti Joke

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