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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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