Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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