What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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i like turtals and kids

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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