Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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