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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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