No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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PUDDING

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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Woman's rights.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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KKK

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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i like turtals and kids

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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heads up!

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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