What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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Jews

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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An asian without a future.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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