- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

what do you call gingers ugly.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

stuarts mum

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

What time is it? Refrigerator

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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