roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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That's not what she said.

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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A women president

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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