Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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IU football

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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