- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

Tell you something funny.

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

shea kisses a girl

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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