roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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