What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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There is a young boy called Clive, and his dad asks him what he wants for his birthday: "I would like one yellow golf ball please dad" he said. Of course, his father was quite surprised by his son's request, but nevertheless, he got him a yellow golf ball for his birthday. A few years later, clive does amazingly well at school and gets all As in his final exams. Filled with pride and love for his son, his father says to him: "I can't begin to tell you how proud i am of you, Clive. In fact, you can have a preasant! What do you want?" Clive thinks for a moment. "i would like one hundred yellow golf balls please!" His father was a bit annoyed at his strange request, but neverrtheless, gave Clive his yellow golf balls. A few years later, Clive wins the gold medal at the olymics for the 100m sprint. His father is very proud: "Son, i am so happy about the way you've turned out. You make me so proud. Is there anything you want me to do for you?" "can i have 1000 yellow golf balls please" Now his father got annoyed, he thought Clive was taking the piss. Eventually though, he calmed down and got clove the golf balls. Unfortunatley, Clive gets diagnosed with a deadly disease. His father is heartbroken. And as clive is lying on the hospital bed, his father moves close and speaks to him. "Son" he said, tears welling up in his eyes, "I just want to ask you one thing." "Ok," Clive said, as he too started to get emotional. "Why on earth did you want all those golf balls?" Clive looked deep into his father's eyes, as he took his last breath said: "I wanted them because- ack -splutter- ack" And he died.

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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You are Nerochan right?

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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whats long and green? weed

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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Anti Joke

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