A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

My tractor broke down.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

I am a nigger.

Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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