Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

Snausages.

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

colby doesnt shave

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

ecks! why zee?

bob saget

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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