knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

whats black? a black man

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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