Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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bum sex lol

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Yes.

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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