- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

What causes floods? Too much water.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

Women Driving.

24

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

Yes.

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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