A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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