The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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