- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

knock knock. come in.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

Jews

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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