why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Like this joke, bitch.

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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