- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

luke moore cant pull it back

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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