What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

Pickles

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

penis

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Vagina ass.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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