- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Ms. Smoot's class

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

Kathy Griffin.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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