- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

Your all fags

pineapples

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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