What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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I am a nigger.

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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