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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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girls basketball

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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