- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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