Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

Not Steve Jobs

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Woman rights.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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