YEAH THEY DO.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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A walrus walks into a bar

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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Roey Jegen

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spell backwards: taco cat

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Pickles

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