- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

Why? Whats wrong?

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Can you guess the following words? Boos sx orn gy cut btch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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