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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

hey bill!

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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