- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

Guess what.. chicken butt

Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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