Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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How did th-A fridge.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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Shit!

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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