Knock knock --Come in.

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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Your mums a penis joke.

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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Which is longer? A rope...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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