Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Snausages.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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