How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

shammmm is a lesbian.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Dylan is a person

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

A disabled man walks into a bar.

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

This is not an anti joke.

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

the comment about daniel was fron brock

What is Worse than the holocaust?

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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