- Anti Joke

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

I enjoy anal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.