- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

Oh no! My life is ruined!

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

Nippies

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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