- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

I'm a raging homosexual.

if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

Well educated black man.

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

Why did I get raped

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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