- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

What's the difference between a duck?

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Woman rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

A black man in a country bar.

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

How did th-A fridge.

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