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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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