- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

What is black but also yellow? A song.

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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