- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

Today is May 18 2016.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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