- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

Pokemon go: Team mystic

Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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