- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Your Mom.

An atheist walks into a church

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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