- Anti Joke

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.