- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Doorbell salesman.

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

i'm funny

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Chinese drivers.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??