What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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Anti Joke

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