- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

roses are black violets are black im blind

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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