Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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