Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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Knock, Knock Come in

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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we all know sammi has a penis

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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