The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

Penal Dysfunction

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Black people. They are so kind.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

your mother hates you

Matty B

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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