- Anti Joke

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

What is Worse than the holocaust?

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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