- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

Women's rights

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Kendall and Nick Fredick

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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