A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Snausages.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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