what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Guess what? The Game.

Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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