- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

Roses are red, Violets are purple

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

poop is very very yummy.

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