Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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your mum

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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xavier stop

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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