- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

Penal Dysfunction

fack me in the ace! CC

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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