Soccer...

My tractor broke down.

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

I am a nigger.

Snooki

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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