How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

pickle juice?

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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