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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

you and your family will die tonight

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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