Yes.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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