- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

What's funnier than 24? 25

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

Shit!

Badgers are cool

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Knock, Knock. Come In.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

Penal Dysfunction

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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