Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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Womens rights

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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