Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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i like tits

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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